A.Z. is always open to chat — he’s super down to earth and friendly like that. Just ask his live-in personal assistant.
If you’d like to ramble at length about A.Z.’s world-changing books, compliment his musculature, submit your thesis on how his writing has ushered in an age of peace and prosperity, or otherwise add to his towering ego, please complete the form below.
Likewise, he’s super receptive to criticism. Please mail all critical feedback to:
140 Actual Incinerator Way, Apt. 23
Great Inferno Village, FL